When I first laid my eyes on this beauty I knew that I had to process it. It was imported from China and is made of only the finest materials, at least that is what the sword dealer told me. He said that I wouldn’t find a finer dagger anywhere for any price.
What really drew me to this piece was its realistic contrasting color scheme. It is sure to look perfect in the display case I am having built especially for the piece.
My jelousy shall be measured in your lack of sleep...will it be tonight I dispatch my minions to claim....
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No, no please don't trouble yourself in this way. You may have the piece. I will freely give you this most exquisite dagger as a gift. I should mention, that it is said to have a curse on it that will cause the owner to lust after other plastic items as such.
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